Man, I loved that game. What fun. Anyhow, this is more like hungry right engine.
My day today was really easy. Get up at 3:45 (ok, that wasn’t easy) in CLE to work the 5:35 flight to Charlotte and then deadhead home. Sounds good enough. I manage to wake myself up even after being woken up by a phone call at 10:45 the night before (thanks Kas!) and get downstairs in time for the van. We get to the airport and even manage to push 3 minutes early. It’s a pretty uneventful flight until we are told by Indy Center somewhere over Charleston, WV to do our best forward airspeed (ie, go fast) for traffic into Charlotte. In other words, there were a lot of planes behind us and the faster we go the faster they can go and the more planes they can fit in.
We are at 28,000 and fully loaded. The best we can do speed wise is 300 knots and ATC had wanted at least 310 out of us. I call them back and let them know we aren’t going to be able to do it. They tell us not to worry as Charlotte has started holding for the airport. That’s bad news for us as we hadn’t really planned on an alternate and didn’t have that much extra fuel.
Let me vent a bit here. The weather in CLT was good. The winds were calm and there was no more then the normal amount of traffic heading in. So why the holding you ask? I’ll tell you. NIMBYs. That’s right. The people who live under the approaches for 18L/36R and 18R/36L don’t want airplanes flying over their houses in the wee hours so traffic is limited to 23/5. There is nothing wrong with that runway, but it severely limits operations which means we get to hold and burn gas so they can get their beauty sleep.
Anyhow, I digress. I ACARS dispatch and we get a plan to go to Tri Cities if we get low on gas. About the same time I switch over to Atlanta Center and they give us instructions to hold at a fix (SHINE for anybody keeping score) at 21,000 feet with expected clearance out of the hold in 20 minutes. We run the fuel numbers and figure we are ok with that plus a bit more. We get in the hold and start doing laps. They descend us down to 14,000 over the next 15 minutes and then extend our clearance time another 6 minutes. Shortly there after Atlanta clears us out of the hold and back towards Charlotte. All is good. We still have plenty of gas and we are heading to the airport.
Not a really terrible time, except it was early in the morning and I didn’t want to have to do all that work. From there on in the flight is normal until we are about 1500 feet all configured to land. It is hazy out but we had the runway about 5 miles out and were going through 1500 fat, dumb and happy. Just as I finish the before landing checklist a little bird goes zipping by my window. I’ve nailed birds in a Cessna and hit a few egrets in Florida with the Seminole, but so far, as far as I know, I hadn’t hit any in the jet. I look back to try to see the bird fly by, but keep in mind it is flying towards us at some airspeed (slowly) and we are flying towards it at 143 knots (fast). I just see a blur and as I turn back foward and start to say something like “whoa!” there is a slight thump and the right engine vibration gauge rockets from .3 or so to 3.5 and then right back to .3. we continue on in and land normally. We then taxi to the gate and I jump out to do the walk around.
There wasn’t much to see really. A very small dent in the engine cowling and some streaks running up into the engine. MX came out and look at it and said it was good to go. I guess the dent was small enough to to affect anything.
So over all not a big deal, but way to much work for my only flight of the day. Good thing my deadhead was uneventful and now I have 3 days off.