This is one of those I’m writing now and posting later. Now is sitting in my rather nice Marriot Hotel room in White Plains, New York. Later will probably be when I get home tomorrow night. The reason being that despite the fact that this hotel is pretty swanky (nice beds re: old post on here, good carpeting, clean bathrooms and a nice lobby), it does not have free wireless. There is in fact wireless, but they charge something like $10 a day to use it. So not worth it. But that’s not what the point of this ramble tonight is. This is about vans.
Flight crews rely on vans to get them pretty much everywhere on the road. We roll up to an airport, park our plane and then wait at the mercy of an often times retired guy to come pick us up in a van and drive us to the hotel. Likewise, in the morning (or afternoon) when we show, we again rely on a guy to cart us from the hotel to the front of the airport terminal so we can get on with our day. Sometimes, if we are lucky, the van will even drive us somewhere to get something to eat or to go out drinking. And if we are VERY lucky, they will come and get us when we are done (otherwise it’s the old cab routine).
Vans come in various shapes, sizes and colors. The most normal is the 16 passenger van, with the last row of seats removed. Also somewhat common are mini vans. There are also some random bigger bus (think airport car rental transportation bus) style vans and the occasional SUV. Tonight we had a nice Chevy Suburban pick us up. Leather seats, all kinds of AC vents and cup holders. Nice.
Van drivers are about as varied as the vans they drive. Often times they are retired guys who are just trying to keep busy. Sometimes they are hotel desk, maid or maintenance staff who double as van drivers as needed. Occasionally you will get hotel management driving the van. In a few places there is a contracted van services that drives us. The drivers range from friendly and talkative (some times way too much so) to very quiet.
I have no idea what van drivers get paid. I would guess minimum wage. It is accepted practice to tip the van driver. I deviate slightly from this. It seems like the captain will always tip (as will I once I switch seats). However I only tip if they do something other then just drive. Most will load/unload your bags, and for that I will tip. If they are helpful in suggesting a place to eat or something to do I will tip. And if they are really funny or tell a good story I will tip. Also, if they are driving us anywhere other then between the airport and the hotel I will tip.
Every once and a while we end up taking a cab. This could be due to a van never showing up, the van being broken or them not having a driver that day. Cabs for flight crews (like everybody else) can be hit or miss. Often times the driver is very excited to have a flight crew and asks all sorts of questions. These are the type of questions that when I am deadheading and the person next to me asks them I normally mumble and answer and then put in my earphones for my mp3 player. Of course, in the confined space of a cab that really isn’t an option. Also, while MOST hotel vans are in good shape, cabs can be pretty worn out and often times smell of smoke.
I don’t often fear for my life while I am at work. Walking to get food at a few hotels can raise your blood pressure a bit and I supposed once I upgrade new hire FOs might scare me from time to time. However, during a van ride it isn’t unusual to wonder if you are going to survive. Just tonight (in the nice Suburban) our driver passed a tanker truck in the right hand lane in a construction zone with concrete barriers up against the edge of our lane. The tanker truck was drifting all over the place and not only did our driver jump right up next to him, but then proceeded to stay there as we went around some nasty curves. Oh yeah, the driver was talking on his phone the whole time. Th guy didn’t really speak much English either, so I have no idea what he was saying. Probably something like “these dumb flight crews… trusting my driving.”
Sometimes you end up sharing a van with another crew. This can be interesting or awkward depending if you’ve stolen any of their flying recently or not. Being a wholly owned carrier we are pretty much exempt from that as we can’t actively bid on any flying. However, I’ve heard some interesting stories. Also, from time to time you end up with passengers from your flight in the van with you. Normally, as long as the flight was good, it’s pleasant. However, I’ve had a few times were we’ve been delayed or had to divert to get there or something fun like that. Some people are understanding, but once again, in a confined space, people are often emboldened to complain and blame you for their miserable trip.
There of course, are also the strange stories you hear from van drivers. From the cab driver in Little Rock explaining how he used to be a cabbie in Chicago until he got shot in the hip, to the contract driver in Columbia arguing about child support with his wife/girlfriend over the phone while we slide our way through a rare South Carolina ice storm to graphic descriptions of porn movies by the early morning driver in Jacksonville, NC (who has since been fired), the van rides do make for an interesting experience.
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Ironically enough, after I wrote this last night, our van to the airport this morning didn’t show up. Actually, it left just before we got outside (10 minutes before our scheduled departure time too). The hotel quickly found us a car service who showed up only 15 minutes late. The car was some sort of Lincoln Town Car. Nice, although a little worn out. The driver tossed our stuff in the trunk and we headed off the airport. Unfortunately we (well, I) made the mistake of letting him know we were running late. He then made it his goal to get us there as soon as possible. Just across the street from the hotel as we turned towards the on ramp for I287 he saw the interstate was backed up so he cut back across 2 lanes of traffic to take back roads. Westchester County is actually pretty hilly. For the next 25 minutes we endured some of the craziest driving I have ever seen through typical New York area rush hour traffic. We were doing 70 mph in 30 mph zones. We would accelerate towards a red light and then screech to a stop. We would cut back and forth across lanes of traffic trying to find holes. I actually was getting queezy in the back see. The best part was near the end when the car in front of us slowed to make a left turn across traffic, our driver pulled onto the shoulder to pass. The problem was there was a HUGE pothole right there. The car bottomed out, although we were going so fast at the time we bounced right up the other side. When that happened the driver said “huh… that wasn’t there before.” Classic. And we ended up only being 25 minutes late.